Dis is Brennus. Amy tinks dat I need to learn about love, so she asked me ta run her Valentine's Day contest for her. She says dat Valentine's Day is about love, respect, loyalty, romance, commitment...
She expects me ta make ye post some regrettable cards about how love is gentle...love is kind...love is a flower dat blooms for ye...
'Tis whah I say 'tis. Let's make it anti-cupid day.
Dis is whah ye're going ta do.
Ye see me poster above? 'Tis lovely, right? I expect ye ta make Amy one of dose tings. Ye can put on it whahever ye like. Ye can even dedicate yers ta one of da aingeals in da Premonition Series, 'twould be disgustin' and sad, but I'll allow it.
Den, once ye have yer poster, ye can take it ta: Amy's Author Page on Facebook (Dat is a convenient link because I care... and she told me dat I had ta).
Once dere, upload yer poster for her ta review. (Keep it clean or she'll delete it and I'll find ye, do ye need more tellin'?)
While ye're dere, "like" her Facebook page so dat she can feel more important den she is. (She's so needy, I could tell ye stories.)