KEEP CALM AND BE ME QUEEN
VALENTINE'S DAY CONTEST
Dis is Brennus. Amy tinks dat I need to learn about love, so she asked me ta run her Valentine's Day contest for her. She says dat Valentine's Day is about love, respect, loyalty, romance, commitment...
She's delusional.
She expects me ta make ye post some regrettable cards about how love is gentle...love is kind...love is a flower dat blooms for ye...
BANJAX DAT!
'Tis whah I say 'tis. Let's make it anti-cupid day.
Dis is whah ye're going ta do.
Ye see me poster above? 'Tis lovely, right? I expect ye ta make Amy one of dose tings. Ye can put on it whahever ye like. Ye can even dedicate yers ta one of da aingeals in da Premonition Series, 'twould be disgustin' and sad, but I'll allow it.
Den, once ye have yer poster, ye can take it ta:
Amy's Author Page on Facebook
(Dat is a convenient link because I care...
and she told me dat I had ta).
Once dere, upload yer poster for her ta review.
(Keep it clean or she'll delete it and I'll find ye, do ye need more tellin'?)
While ye're dere, "like" her Facebook page so dat she can feel more important den she is. (She's so needy, I could tell ye stories.)
Ye'll be able ta see all da posters on her Facebook page.
On February 9th, I'll choose da top 3 posters from her Facebook page.
Den, Amy will reject me opinion and choose HER top 3 because she'll say dat I am biased against da aingeals.
She's such a human.
On da 9th, I'll post her top 3 posters on dis blog and den ye'll get ta vote for yer favorite poster among da finalists.
Da winner will be announced on February 14, 2013 based on da voting.
DA WINNER WILL RECEIVE
A $50.00 AMAZON GIFT CARD
I know, 'tis hardly worth it, but dere 'tis.
So, let's recap, shall we:
1) Create a KEEP CALM poster.
Here's a You Tube video dat will explain how ye can create one of dem.
('Tis done by a young child. Ye should feel yer age now.)
She's delusional.
She expects me ta make ye post some regrettable cards about how love is gentle...love is kind...love is a flower dat blooms for ye...
BANJAX DAT!
'Tis whah I say 'tis. Let's make it anti-cupid day.
Dis is whah ye're going ta do.
Ye see me poster above? 'Tis lovely, right? I expect ye ta make Amy one of dose tings. Ye can put on it whahever ye like. Ye can even dedicate yers ta one of da aingeals in da Premonition Series, 'twould be disgustin' and sad, but I'll allow it.
Den, once ye have yer poster, ye can take it ta:
Amy's Author Page on Facebook
(Dat is a convenient link because I care...
and she told me dat I had ta).
Once dere, upload yer poster for her ta review.
(Keep it clean or she'll delete it and I'll find ye, do ye need more tellin'?)
While ye're dere, "like" her Facebook page so dat she can feel more important den she is. (She's so needy, I could tell ye stories.)
Ye'll be able ta see all da posters on her Facebook page.
On February 9th, I'll choose da top 3 posters from her Facebook page.
Den, Amy will reject me opinion and choose HER top 3 because she'll say dat I am biased against da aingeals.
She's such a human.
On da 9th, I'll post her top 3 posters on dis blog and den ye'll get ta vote for yer favorite poster among da finalists.
Da winner will be announced on February 14, 2013 based on da voting.
DA WINNER WILL RECEIVE
A $50.00 AMAZON GIFT CARD
I know, 'tis hardly worth it, but dere 'tis.
So, let's recap, shall we:
1) Create a KEEP CALM poster.
Here's a You Tube video dat will explain how ye can create one of dem.
('Tis done by a young child. Ye should feel yer age now.)
2) Post da picture of yer poster on Amy's Author Facebook Page <--Dis is da link.
3) Wait 'til February 9, 2013 for da results and a follow-up blog ta announce da 3 finalists in da poster contest.
4) Vote for yer favorite poster from among da list of finalists.
5) See da results of da poster contest announced on da February 14, 2013 blog.
Perhaps 'twill be you.
6) Banjax Valentine's Day and just be me queen for da day.
Be moin.
3) Wait 'til February 9, 2013 for da results and a follow-up blog ta announce da 3 finalists in da poster contest.
4) Vote for yer favorite poster from among da list of finalists.
5) See da results of da poster contest announced on da February 14, 2013 blog.
Perhaps 'twill be you.
6) Banjax Valentine's Day and just be me queen for da day.
Be moin.
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